I suppose I'd better make more of an effort. How about this?
Water! Blizzard, will you please at least go to the trouble to make mage water as good as the shop-bought stuff for levels x5-x9? It's only useful for half the levels you go through. If you're going to make us vending machines, at least expand our stock beyond a 3 year old flat bottle of IrnBru. What do you think I am, some kind of warlock?
Oh, and combine it with the food, like you do at higher levels. Pretty please? How about whaaaaaa?FailPUG - turning water into whine since 2010!